Today is 920

916 came, and went.. 4 days after still no news. Am I the only one wondering why is AAB still the Malaysian PM and the other BN (Bloody Nutcases) still in power?

 

Why is Anwar Ibrahim quiet?

I.S.A

ISA. Internal Securities Act. Does anyone know the history behind the malaysian ISA? No? Neither do the goons who recently used it on Raja Petra and Teresa Kok.

There is no security for any Malaysians as long as Barisan Nasional and UMNO are at loose.

Does stupidity ever end in Malaysia? ? ?

WHAT THE &%#¤&%/ ? ? ?

I tell you, this will make muslims retaliate even more.. the more the pak haji’s say no, lagi lah the younger generation will do it. Law of attraction, JAIS!!..  to joggle your memory a bit – you banned movies but some how or rather many malaysians got their hands on it.

 aiyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

A brand new era

I am looking forward for a new Malaysia with transparency and accountability.

BN took it for granted that they were going to win the elections. If they only listened to the rakyat  – the online rakyat, the bloggers who Zam alaka Zam said consists of housewives and unemployeds. I remember reading Susan Loone’s article about Zam alaka Zam. Bet he regrets all the comments he made. I think it was from there that a lot of bloggers got united hence the begining of Bloggers United. No Fear.

One fella who regrets it the most is Samy Vellu.. aiyoo Samy, apasal tak nak surrender gracefully?  Sudah kena tendang nak gaduh lagi.. sigh sigh. Anyway, here is a message for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbBHNRs-yRw 

Since I wasnt not allowed to vote (living somewhere else and couldnt afford rm6000 for my flight to be back in time) I am so proud of Malaysians who went out to vote. I am sending out thank you’s and terima kasih to the bloggers in Malaysia who made a difference. You rock! No fear!

How easy it is to operate on politicians?

I wished I knew who wrote this – would ask if the author wrote it describing the malaysian politicians?

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
 
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”  

The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimes in, “You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts – the mouth and the asshole – and they are interchangeable”

Rasuah sayang.. a new version of Rasa Sayang

 I wished I knew who wrote the new version of Rasa sayang so that I can give this person the credit.

 

 Rasuah sayang eh
 Rasuah Sayang Sayang eh,
 He lihat Pak Lah tidur
 Rasa sayang sayang eh, Budak mongolia di luar pagar,
 Ambil C4 tolong bombkan,
 Saya budak baru nak mengajar,
 Kalau salah you duduk diam – diam. Rasuah sayang eh
 Rasuah sayang sayang eh
 Eh lihat Zam bodoh rasa sayang sayang eh Zainuddin kita nak marah al – jazeera,
 tapi sendiri tak berpengetahuan,
 Mungkinkah belajar dari Mara,
 Kerana jawapannya macam ketam.

 Rasuah sayang
 Eh rasuah sayang sayang Eh
 Eh lihat parliment rasa sayang sayang eh

 Parliment kita macam zoo negara,
 Penuh dengan banyak binatang,
 Ada beruk, monyet dan kera,
 Kalau pergi sana bawalah kacang,

 Rasuah Sayang
 Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
 Eh lihat rempit jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

 Khari kata rempit sangat terer,
 Mereka ialah mat cemerlang,
 Otaknya sekarang entah mana,
 Mungkin nak jadi rempit di longkang.

 Rasuah sayang eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
 Eh lihat bola kita jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

 Dulu kita main bola peringkat antarabangsa,
 Sekarang main macam ketam,
 Kalah 5 – 1 kepada Cina,
 Semalam pula kalah kepada vietnam.

 Rasuah Sayang Eh
 Rasuah Sayang Sayang Eh
 Eh lihat Indonesia jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

 Rasa sayang milik indonesia
 Malaysia kata mereka punya
 Otak engkau lagu ini milik kita
 Kita punya Rasuah sayang sebenarnya

 Rasuah sayang eh
 rasuah sayang sayang eh
 Eh lihat polis jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

 Bila nak tiba hari raya
 Polis kita merata rata
 Muka mereka semacam saja
 Bagi IC dan ringgit Malaysia

 Rasuah sayang eh
 rasuah sayang sayang eh
 Eh lihat Pak Lah tidur rasa sayang sayang eh

 Air di Johor melimpah limpah
 Pak lah beli rumah di Australia
 Bila Mahathir kita marah
 Dia kata rumah itu orang lain pula.

 Rasuah sayang
 Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
 Eh Malaysia hancur rasa sayang sayang eh.

It was about time!

Boycott the newspapers - an initiative taken by blogers in Malaysia. I’ve personally stopped reading these garbage since last year. I still wonder why the sales of newspapers in Malaysia hasn’t gone down dramatically if there are many who read news online?

Whatever. I get my news from bloggers. good enough for me.

Thaipusam 2008

Finally, after 50 godforsaken years, Thaipusam is declared as a public holiday in Kuala Lumpur and Putrajaya. Aiyoo Pak Lah, sudah guilty ahh, sudah takut ahh? What an election gimmick. So bloody obvious! Our beloved Uncle Samy said:

‘The opposition should be ashamed of themselves for stooping so low as to use places of worship for their political campaign”

Eh, but it was Barisan Nasional that used Thaipusam, a religious festival for political gain!

”Indians are not stupid to be easily swayed by gimmicks and political dramas”

Leaves me to one conclusion that BN is supposedly a madiah for thinking that the indians are supposedly dumb, give them a holiday, and to fish votes for BN.. Major DUUUHHHHH

AIYOO tiga kali ganda! ! ! !

A frustrated government scholar

A frustrated government scholar. Read the article om Lim Kit Siang’s blog. Two things ran thru my mind – heck you don’t bite the hands that feed you la! Then again, I agree what the student said:

  ” Shamefully, I am heavily guarded by higher institution acts and constantly being threatened to keep quiet on political issues in campus or online by pointing a knife on our scholarships. For your information, most of us, the scholars, come from middle and lower class families, and we can never afford to lose our scholarships. Most of us thus, choose to comply or remain silent.  . .  pure tragic. I feel angry at myself for being a coward. Yet, i am studying in an environment full of hypocrisy and authoritative fear. ”

 Authoritative fear. How are the Malaysian creme de la creme students expect to excel when fear is what drives them? That they are not allowed to have thoughts, to think for themselves but to think like what they are told to do?

 AIYOO!!!!!!!

Malaysia needs..

…its very own Michael Moore. Imagine someone putting out the real facts about Barisan National. Sigh, the imagination vanished in a split second when I thudded back on earth – knowing that the movie would be banned from Malaysia. But that would never stop Malaysians from getting their hands on a copy. Pirated copy? Lagi bagus!

But for now, I think Raja Petra Kamaruddin and the bloggers in Malaysia are doing a pretty good job. Hats off to you all!