How easy it is to operate on politicians?

I wished I knew who wrote this – would ask if the author wrote it describing the malaysian politicians?

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
 
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”  

The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimes in, “You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts – the mouth and the asshole – and they are interchangeable”

Rasuah sayang.. a new version of Rasa Sayang

 I wished I knew who wrote the new version of Rasa sayang so that I can give this person the credit.

 

 Rasuah sayang eh
 Rasuah Sayang Sayang eh,
 He lihat Pak Lah tidur
 Rasa sayang sayang eh, Budak mongolia di luar pagar,
 Ambil C4 tolong bombkan,
 Saya budak baru nak mengajar,
 Kalau salah you duduk diam – diam. Rasuah sayang eh
 Rasuah sayang sayang eh
 Eh lihat Zam bodoh rasa sayang sayang eh Zainuddin kita nak marah al – jazeera,
 tapi sendiri tak berpengetahuan,
 Mungkinkah belajar dari Mara,
 Kerana jawapannya macam ketam.

 Rasuah sayang
 Eh rasuah sayang sayang Eh
 Eh lihat parliment rasa sayang sayang eh

 Parliment kita macam zoo negara,
 Penuh dengan banyak binatang,
 Ada beruk, monyet dan kera,
 Kalau pergi sana bawalah kacang,

 Rasuah Sayang
 Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
 Eh lihat rempit jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

 Khari kata rempit sangat terer,
 Mereka ialah mat cemerlang,
 Otaknya sekarang entah mana,
 Mungkin nak jadi rempit di longkang.

 Rasuah sayang eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
 Eh lihat bola kita jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

 Dulu kita main bola peringkat antarabangsa,
 Sekarang main macam ketam,
 Kalah 5 – 1 kepada Cina,
 Semalam pula kalah kepada vietnam.

 Rasuah Sayang Eh
 Rasuah Sayang Sayang Eh
 Eh lihat Indonesia jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

 Rasa sayang milik indonesia
 Malaysia kata mereka punya
 Otak engkau lagu ini milik kita
 Kita punya Rasuah sayang sebenarnya

 Rasuah sayang eh
 rasuah sayang sayang eh
 Eh lihat polis jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

 Bila nak tiba hari raya
 Polis kita merata rata
 Muka mereka semacam saja
 Bagi IC dan ringgit Malaysia

 Rasuah sayang eh
 rasuah sayang sayang eh
 Eh lihat Pak Lah tidur rasa sayang sayang eh

 Air di Johor melimpah limpah
 Pak lah beli rumah di Australia
 Bila Mahathir kita marah
 Dia kata rumah itu orang lain pula.

 Rasuah sayang
 Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
 Eh Malaysia hancur rasa sayang sayang eh.

It was about time!

Boycott the newspapers - an initiative taken by blogers in Malaysia. I’ve personally stopped reading these garbage since last year. I still wonder why the sales of newspapers in Malaysia hasn’t gone down dramatically if there are many who read news online?

Whatever. I get my news from bloggers. good enough for me.